1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,740 (fire crackling) 2 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:10,960 - Whatever they are. 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,040 Oh, a big queen, a big queen, a big seven. 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:14,880 Another seven. 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:15,720 - Another seven. 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,560 - Ten, isn't it? 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,560 - Six, did I miss you? 8 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:18,720 Mixed deal. 9 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,560 I'll give you a card. 10 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,400 - Oh, you're gonna drop out, James? 11 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,920 - I'm gonna have a little card like that in the hole. 12 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,560 - Okay, next card. 13 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,160 Queen, jack, pair of clubs over here. 14 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,360 Seven, nine, possible. 15 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:31,200 The joke hook. 16 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,320 You got a pair of threes up there. 17 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,520 Ten dues, no help. 18 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,760 Six, three, no help. 19 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,600 What am I calling? 20 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,000 - Oh. 21 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 - A pair of threes bets. 22 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,840 That's you, Jamie. 23 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,480 - A pair of threes. 24 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:42,320 I'm in for 25, sure. 25 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,600 - Jamie's in for 25. 26 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:44,440 What do you say, Bobby? 27 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,280 - Bobby, let's go. 28 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,180 - Oh, I'm out of my fucking bird to do it. 29 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:50,120 What a mistake. 30 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,040 - Well, what do we have? 31 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,440 Now, the pair of kings. 32 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,360 Big pair of kings. 33 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,200 Last card. 34 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,020 - The pair of kings. 35 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:56,080 - Limit. 36 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:56,920 - What's the limit? 37 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:57,740 - 50. 38 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:58,580 - 50. 39 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,560 - No, you can bet a dollar if you want. 40 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,400 - No, I'm out. 41 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,240 - You can bet a dollar. 42 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,060 I'm sorry. 43 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:03,900 I had to bet a kibbit chip. 44 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:04,860 You can bet a dollar. 45 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:05,700 - A dollar. 46 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:06,960 - A dollar. 47 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:07,800 - Dollar. 48 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,640 - Dollar. 49 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,000 - A dollar, a dollar, a dollar. 50 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:10,840 I'm out. 51 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:11,660 - You got a wild card there. 52 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:12,500 How are you gonna go out? 53 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:13,340 - Oh. - I'm out. 54 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:14,180 - Listen, I'll let you bet. 55 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:15,680 - I don't have any more money to bet with. 56 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:20,640 - Well, why don't you bet something else? 57 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,320 - I can't cover this bet. 58 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,840 - Why don't you bet something else, Jamie? 59 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:25,680 - I've got-- 60 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,860 - We'll take an IOU. 61 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:28,400 - I've got 25. 62 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,820 - Listen, why don't you put Bobby up for collateral? 63 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,400 - What do you mean, put Bobby up for collateral? 64 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,880 - Well, I mean, instead of putting some more money up. 65 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,240 - That's a great idea. 66 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,600 - Sure, put Bobby up. 67 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,320 - Yeah, what a bad idea. 68 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:46,320 - Little Miss Marker. 69 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,360 - I'll take Bobby, yeah. 70 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,200 - Come on. 71 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,960 Yeah, no, that's a good idea. 72 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,600 - Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 73 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,720 Sure, if you don't have money, you know. 74 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:55,560 - What the hell? 75 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,400 I'm game if you are. 76 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,760 - You're in flesh. 77 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,680 - Maybe I'll win. 78 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,760 - You guys aren't serious. 79 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,320 - I got faith in your hand, baby. 80 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,160 - Why not, now? 81 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,000 - Besides, I've always-- 82 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,240 - We are playing cards. 83 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,400 This isn't, you know, a game. 84 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,000 We do want to have some fun in this. 85 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:08,840 We don't want to just, you know-- 86 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,640 - I always thought that Jamie was kind of cute, too, 87 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,000 as a matter of fact. 88 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,800 - Hey, are you people kidding? 89 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,640 - Yeah, you know-- 90 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,480 - Are you serious? 91 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,960 - That's a good idea. 92 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,000 - Would you be game for this, boys? 93 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,520 - Hell yeah. 94 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,320 I think it's time we got a little liberated 95 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,400 around this part, neck of the woods. 96 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,080 - Yeah, we could mix it up, little guy. 97 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:28,920 You put her up. 98 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,760 Okay, you're into-- 99 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,600 - We've all been playing for such a long time. 100 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,440 - Right, right. 101 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,280 - That's very true. 102 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,680 - For three years. 103 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,520 - Look at her. 104 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,960 - Come on, honey, you got a good hand. 105 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,080 I have faith in you. 106 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,000 - I, yeah. 107 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,560 I mean, I always kind of dug Mary Ann, 108 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,440 but I thought, well, you know, I mean-- 109 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,280 - Well, there's nothing wrong with that. 110 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,120 - Is it cool? 111 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:46,960 - Well-- 112 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,520 (laughing) 113 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,080 - Why don't we all get married? 114 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:52,920 - Get married? 115 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,080 - To each other. 116 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:54,920 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 117 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,760 - I mean, me married to who? 118 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,600 - To everybody. 119 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,440 - To everybody. 120 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,120 - All right. 121 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:00,960 - Sure, it's the latest thing. 122 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,800 - I mean, the six of us just-- 123 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,360 - Who are you ever gonna find to do something like that? 124 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,400 I mean, that's the normal justice of the peace 125 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,760 goes around marrying chiefs. 126 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:07,600 - Oh, sure. 127 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,640 - Six people all married to each other? 128 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,480 - Yes. 129 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,320 It'll work. 130 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,640 - Well, have a great time. 131 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,480 - I'm gonna be all right, you know, 132 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,120 as long as I don't have to do the dishes. 133 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:16,960 - As long as I get up. 134 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,400 (laughing) 135 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,640 - Who's gonna marry us? 136 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,240 When we get there, nobody will marry us. 137 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,640 - I know just the guy. 138 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,440 - Well, okay, but on one condition. 139 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,240 The last time around, I got cheated out of a honeymoon. 140 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,320 If we do this, I want a real honeymoon, 141 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,120 a real honeymoon suite. 142 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,080 - All right, let's-- 143 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:33,920 - Okay, finish up this hair. 144 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:34,760 - Finish up this hair. 145 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,600 (laughing) 146 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,440 - So we'll see who wins, okay. 147 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,280 - Terrific. 148 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,040 - Okay, high winner pays the reverend, right? 149 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:40,880 - Okay. 150 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,640 - And the loser pays for the hotel room. 151 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,600 - Oh, we've got, we got one minute. 152 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,440 - One minute. 153 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,920 - Oh, I feel so nervous. 154 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,080 - Are we really gonna do this or what? 155 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:49,920 - Of course. 156 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,760 - Hotel? 157 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,600 - Beautiful. - Now, don't be nervous, honey. 158 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:52,440 You look marvelous. 159 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,480 - Well, this is my first one. 160 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,440 - Oh, I haven't had my head for a while. 161 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,280 - Do you have the ring? 162 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,120 Do you have the ring? 163 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:57,940 - The ring, the ring. 164 00:03:57,940 --> 00:03:58,780 - Oh, yeah, we got the ring. 165 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,620 We've got the ring. 166 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:00,440 - All right, the ring. 167 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,280 - Oh, you've got it. 168 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,120 - Yeah, the ring. 169 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,320 - Can't get hurt without rings. 170 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,560 - We should get into some kind of formation. 171 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,640 - Oh, yeah, the girl always stands on the man's left. 172 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,480 I've done this a lot of times. 173 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,320 - It could be over there. 174 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,160 - Oh, on the left. 175 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,000 - Oh, yeah, okay. 176 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,820 - I'll go to the left. 177 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:13,660 - Oh, then to the left. 178 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:14,500 - I'll go to the right. 179 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,320 - Okay, let's not do it. 180 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,160 - Okay. 181 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,000 - Okay. 182 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:23,200 (overlapping chatter) 183 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,620 - Okay, we've got five seconds. 184 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,240 - The whole thing was your idea in the first place. 185 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:31,240 - I know, four, three, two, one. 186 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,480 - Will somebody sing the wedding march? 187 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:39,480 (somber music) 188 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:47,720 [Music] 189 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:55,000 We are gathered here within the sight of the sound of the Lord for this specious wedding. 190 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,720 If someone can show just cause why the ceremony should not take place, 191 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,800 would they now please speak or forever hold their peace? 192 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:22,520 [Music] 193 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,440 Okay now place the ring on your beloved 194 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:29,320 [Music] 195 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:34,360 and repeat after me, with this ring I thee wed, 196 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:43,800 with this ring I thee wed, and place unto thee my trough, and place unto thee my trough. 197 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:49,000 [Music] 198 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:59,160 Again, with this ring I thee wed, with this ring I thee wed, and place unto thee my trough. 199 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:02,210 and place unto thee my trough. 200 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:15,210 And again, with this ring, I be wed. 201 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:19,210 With this ring, I be wed. 202 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:21,210 And place unto thee my trough. 203 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:24,210 And place unto thee my trough. 204 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:26,210 Amen. 205 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:27,210 Amen. 206 00:06:27,210 --> 00:06:28,210 Amen. 207 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,210 Amen. 208 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:35,210 Okay, now we shall return the ring to the holy book for posterity. 209 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:39,210 I now pronounce you married. 210 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:46,210 You may now kiss the bride. 211 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:58,210 Excuse me. 212 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,210 Oh, this is really good. 213 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:02,210 Thank you so much. 214 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:04,210 Congratulations. 215 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:06,210 It was really nice to meet you. 216 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:08,210 Thank you. 217 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,210 My pleasure, sir. My pleasure. 218 00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:12,210 You all come see me again here. 219 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:13,210 Okay, thank you. 220 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:15,210 Bye, bye, bye now. 221 00:07:15,210 --> 00:07:18,210 I don't believe we actually did it. 222 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:21,210 Well. 223 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,210 I'm so overjoyed. 224 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:30,650 Well, here you are huddled in a little group. 225 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:32,650 Now, what do we do? 226 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:36,730 I don't know about you four, but I've been waiting to be with Jamie for a long time, 227 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:42,010 and I know the poor boy's a little shy, so I think we're going to go off alone together 228 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,090 and you guys do whatever you want. 229 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,090 Oh, we will. 230 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,090 Oh, don't worry. 231 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,090 We will. 232 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,090 Have a good time, honey. 233 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:49,090 Have a nice time. 234 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:50,090 Bye. 235 00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:51,090 We'll see you in a little while. 236 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:54,010 Don't be so nervous. 237 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:57,050 We just got married. 238 00:07:57,050 --> 00:08:02,050 I know, but... 239 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:08,250 I'm afraid I'm not going to hurt you. 240 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,250 Oh, I know, but it's just that... 241 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,250 What? 242 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,250 What? 243 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:16,810 I know we all just got married and everything, but I mean, Bobby and I have been together 244 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:20,010 for a long time, and I just haven't been blowing with anyone else. 245 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:21,790 Oh, we can have fun. 246 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:24,290 I just feel kind of funny about it, you know? 247 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:25,290 I'll make you feel better. 248 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:26,290 I'll loosen you up. 249 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:27,290 I'll show you what it's all about. 250 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:28,290 Why don't you stand up? 251 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:29,290 Come on, stand up. 252 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:30,290 I mean, I'm not really nervous. 253 00:08:30,290 --> 00:08:31,290 I'm just sort of... 254 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:32,290 You seem like you're nervous. 255 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:37,290 I just have to calm you down. 256 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:57,090 Oh, well, it's just that I'm, I don't know, a little apprehensive, I guess. 257 00:08:57,090 --> 00:09:03,410 Oh, my goodness. 258 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:11,410 Oh, my goodness. 259 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:36,410 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 260 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:40,970 Well, it was your idea, dear. 261 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:42,770 The whole thing was your idea. 262 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:43,770 Gosh. 263 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:46,850 I think it was your idea. 264 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:49,850 I feel sort of like MacArthur. 265 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,970 Lie down, relax. 266 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:52,970 Oh. 267 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:53,970 Like this? 268 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:58,970 Is this good? 269 00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:17,450 I mean, it's comfortable. 270 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:41,210 It's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable. 271 00:10:41,210 --> 00:11:02,330 It's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 272 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:21,410 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable. 273 00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:43,610 It's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 274 00:11:43,610 --> 00:12:03,570 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 275 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:24,930 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 276 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:46,050 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 277 00:12:46,050 --> 00:13:04,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 278 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:24,050 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 279 00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:39,250 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 280 00:13:39,250 --> 00:14:00,050 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 281 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:18,450 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 282 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:34,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 283 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:54,450 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 284 00:14:54,450 --> 00:15:10,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 285 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:27,650 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 286 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:44,450 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 287 00:15:44,450 --> 00:16:01,650 it's comfortable, it's comfortable. 288 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:28,850 It's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 289 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:50,050 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 290 00:16:50,050 --> 00:17:12,050 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 291 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:26,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 292 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:54,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 293 00:17:54,850 --> 00:18:22,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 294 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:44,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 295 00:18:44,850 --> 00:19:04,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 296 00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:24,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 297 00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:46,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 298 00:19:46,850 --> 00:20:06,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 299 00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:26,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 300 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:46,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 301 00:20:46,850 --> 00:21:06,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 302 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:26,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 303 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:46,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 304 00:21:46,850 --> 00:22:06,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 305 00:22:06,850 --> 00:22:26,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 306 00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:46,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 307 00:22:46,850 --> 00:23:06,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 308 00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:26,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 309 00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:46,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 310 00:23:46,850 --> 00:24:02,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 311 00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:22,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 312 00:24:22,850 --> 00:24:38,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 313 00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:54,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 314 00:24:54,850 --> 00:25:10,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 315 00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:30,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 316 00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:50,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 317 00:25:50,850 --> 00:26:06,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 318 00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:26,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, 319 00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:46,850 it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable. 320 00:26:46,850 --> 00:27:10,850 [Music] 321 00:27:10,850 --> 00:27:20,850 [Music] 322 00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:44,850 [Music] 323 00:27:44,850 --> 00:27:54,850 [Music] 324 00:27:54,850 --> 00:28:18,850 [Music] 325 00:28:18,850 --> 00:28:46,850 [Music] 326 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:56,850 [Music] 327 00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:59,430 - As her moist lips slipped, slipped, oh, 328 00:28:59,430 --> 00:29:01,710 these are letters that people write, literally. 329 00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:02,890 - Letters? 330 00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:06,890 - As her moist lips slipped over the tip of my erect penis 331 00:29:06,890 --> 00:29:11,270 and her tongue slipped up and down the muscle. 332 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:12,470 You know something? 333 00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:13,970 - Yeah? 334 00:29:13,970 --> 00:29:17,010 - I really know, I think I really know 335 00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:20,670 how to suck a pussy, how to turn a girl on. 336 00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:26,430 But, you know, I just, 337 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:29,010 I'm going down on a guy. 338 00:29:29,010 --> 00:29:30,890 They just never go through the things that they go through 339 00:29:30,890 --> 00:29:32,810 when you're going down on them. 340 00:29:32,810 --> 00:29:33,890 And everybody says, you know, 341 00:29:33,890 --> 00:29:36,890 I can get the most incredible head. 342 00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:38,390 And what do you do? 343 00:29:40,390 --> 00:29:42,730 - Well, I'll tell you what. 344 00:29:45,470 --> 00:29:49,390 Why don't you show me how to eat pussy 345 00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:52,190 and I'll show you how to eat cock. 346 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:55,110 - That sounds like a very, very 347 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:57,230 educational project. 348 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,070 - It could be a lot of fun. 349 00:29:58,070 --> 00:30:00,530 It's basically the same thing, you know. 350 00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:01,370 - Really? 351 00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:02,370 - Yeah. 352 00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:05,950 - Well, okay, I'll tell you what. 353 00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:07,370 I'll start on you. 354 00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:12,750 And you tell me how it would be 355 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,070 if I were doing it for a guy, 356 00:30:14,070 --> 00:30:16,490 what I should do differently. 357 00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:20,410 Or if what I'm doing to you is the same thing 358 00:30:20,410 --> 00:30:22,750 that I should do with a guy. 359 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:25,030 [footsteps] 360 00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:26,030 -Oh. 361 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:32,030 -Now. 362 00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:35,030 -Well, you know, I think that there 363 00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:38,030 are really anatomical differences, but-- 364 00:30:38,030 --> 00:30:39,030 -Oh, yes, I know. 365 00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:40,030 Isn't it nice? 366 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:43,030 [laughter] 367 00:30:43,030 --> 00:30:47,030 -The whole thing is just digging it and getting into it. 368 00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:48,530 -Well, I dig it, you know. 369 00:30:48,530 --> 00:30:51,530 But they just never react the same way. 370 00:30:51,530 --> 00:30:54,030 They do with you. 371 00:30:54,030 --> 00:31:00,030 Like, you know, oh, Jamie and Mark and-- and-- and Herbie, 372 00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:03,030 they all say, you know, that you just give such great head. 373 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,030 Hmm. 374 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:08,030 Now, like, when I'm eating you, the first thing I do 375 00:31:08,030 --> 00:31:13,030 generally is to sort of kind of find the tip, the tip, 376 00:31:13,030 --> 00:31:15,030 the most sensitive point. 377 00:31:15,030 --> 00:31:20,030 And then just kind of rub my tongue lightly. 378 00:31:20,030 --> 00:31:23,030 And I rub my tongue over it very lightly at first 379 00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:26,030 until I can feel it start to get hard. 380 00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:28,030 And when it starts to get hard, then I 381 00:31:28,030 --> 00:31:34,030 know I can get a little more vicious with it. 382 00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:36,030 -Oh, that feels so nice. 383 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,030 -And then when I feel your lips start 384 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:41,030 to swell with the blood rushing to them, 385 00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:44,030 then I know that it's all right to sort of slip my tongue down 386 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:49,030 a little lower and kind of separate the lips like this. 387 00:31:49,030 --> 00:32:06,150 Then I'd do a few little sucky kiss-off numbers like that, until it gets really hard. 388 00:32:06,150 --> 00:32:12,430 And then I'd kind of get down lower into it, you know, because then the juices start flowing, 389 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:20,830 like a feeling starts to ooze out in there. Then I'd form my tongue down deep inside like 390 00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:28,150 this. While I'm doing that, I use my nose to touch the cr- how's that? 391 00:32:28,150 --> 00:32:53,870 That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right. 392 00:32:53,870 --> 00:33:15,630 Oh, my clit. 393 00:33:15,630 --> 00:33:16,630 What? 394 00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:18,790 (moaning) 395 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,790 (Groaning) 396 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,790 (Groaning) 397 00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:25,030 (groaning) 398 00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:27,030 (Groaning) 399 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:56,030 Hello, Mom? 400 00:33:56,030 --> 00:33:58,030 Hi. 401 00:33:58,030 --> 00:34:00,030 Oh, guess what? 402 00:34:00,030 --> 00:34:02,030 I got married. 403 00:34:02,030 --> 00:34:04,030 Um, no, no. 404 00:34:04,030 --> 00:34:06,030 It's not a he. 405 00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:08,030 It's a they. 406 00:34:08,030 --> 00:34:10,030 Oh, come on. 407 00:34:10,030 --> 00:34:12,030 They're really swell people. 408 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,030 We're on our honeymoon now. 409 00:34:14,030 --> 00:34:16,030 Oh, sure. I'm having a great time. 410 00:34:16,030 --> 00:34:18,030 Uh-huh. 411 00:34:18,030 --> 00:34:20,030 So they're not Jewish. 412 00:34:22,030 --> 00:34:24,030 Oh, come on. 413 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,030 Uh-huh. 414 00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:30,030 Mm? 415 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:34,030 You've got to be kidding. 416 00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:40,030 We're in a beautiful suite and everything's fine. 417 00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:44,030 Oh. 418 00:34:44,030 --> 00:34:46,030 Count on you to try to ruin it for me, huh? 419 00:34:50,030 --> 00:34:52,030 (Sighing) 420 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:58,030 Yes, Mother? 421 00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:00,030 Uh... 422 00:35:00,030 --> 00:35:02,030 Yes, Mother? 423 00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:04,030 Mm-hmm. 424 00:35:04,030 --> 00:35:06,030 Yes, Mother? 425 00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:10,030 I will. 426 00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:14,030 You don't mind if I eat while you talk, do you? 427 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:16,030 Oh, okay. Fine. 428 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:20,180 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 429 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:28,180 - Mm, I'm just having lunch, Mom. - Mm-hmm. 430 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:37,180 Mm. Mm. 431 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:39,180 Mm. 432 00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:49,180 Mm, mm. Yes, yes, it's very good, very good. 433 00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:04,180 Yeah, yeah, yes, you're right, you're right. 434 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,440 (snoring) 435 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:32,480 Uh-huh, um-huh, um-huh, um-huh, um-huh, um-huh, um-huh. 436 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:41,480 Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's nice. 437 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,720 (sniffing) 438 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,880 (choking) 439 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,040 (moaning) 440 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,200 (moaning) 441 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,440 (sniffing) 442 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,700 (slurping) 443 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,720 (speaking in foreign language) 444 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,100 (slurping) 445 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,100 [slurping] 446 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,360 (sniffling) 447 00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:27,250 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 448 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,250 Oh. 449 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,250 Oh, let me fuck you. 450 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,750 [GROANING] 451 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:53,250 Hi there. 452 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,750 Yes, I'm done eating now. 453 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,250 Very good, very good. 454 00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:56,750 Excellent. 455 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:57,750 Excellent. 456 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:03,250 Yeah. 457 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:04,750 Yeah, Miami. 458 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,250 [LAUGHING] 459 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,750 Oh, you're so funny, Mother. 460 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:11,250 [LAUGHING] 461 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,250 Yes. 462 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:12,750 Hmm? 463 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:13,250 Hmm? 464 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,250 Oh, yes. 465 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,250 Just-- just thought of something funny. 466 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,750 Yes. 467 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,250 Uh-huh. 468 00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:20,750 [LAUGHING] 469 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,990 (grunting) 470 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:25,230 (grunting) 471 00:38:25,230 --> 00:38:27,390 (moaning) 472 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:29,550 (moaning) 473 00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:31,710 (panting) 474 00:38:31,710 --> 00:39:01,370 Now, you have to live up to your part of the bargain. 475 00:39:01,370 --> 00:39:06,030 You have to really teach me how to suck cock. 476 00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:07,790 You really think you need it, huh? 477 00:39:07,790 --> 00:39:12,710 Well, I don't know, but you know, I just know that you get a different reaction than I do. 478 00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:18,590 Well, if you insist, I think we ought to start with the biggest cock around, don't you? 479 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:21,150 I mean, start, start from the tops, start from the tops. 480 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,790 All right, why not? 481 00:39:22,790 --> 00:39:25,190 Mark! Mark! 482 00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:26,870 Yeah? 483 00:39:26,870 --> 00:39:28,310 We need your cock! 484 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:29,670 Right here, here it is. 485 00:39:29,670 --> 00:39:31,590 We need your big cock. 486 00:39:31,590 --> 00:39:35,150 Oh, yeah. 487 00:39:35,150 --> 00:39:38,110 Are we having a contest? 488 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:40,830 No, we're not having a contest here. 489 00:39:40,830 --> 00:39:43,750 It's how to suck cock and ten easy lessons. 490 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:44,750 How was your thing before? 491 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:45,750 I always, I always like, oh, please. 492 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:46,750 I always like to start out with a little kissy-coo all over. 493 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:47,750 Hmm, that's all right. 494 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:48,750 Can I start down here? 495 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:49,750 Mm-hmm. 496 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:50,750 Hmm. 497 00:39:50,750 --> 00:40:03,590 Is it all right to kiss here? 498 00:40:03,590 --> 00:40:12,870 Hmm, it's a very good place to start, right under the ridge. 499 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:16,870 Hmm, I'll write that back there, is that it? 500 00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:17,870 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 501 00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:18,870 Right in there? 502 00:40:18,870 --> 00:40:19,870 Yeah. 503 00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:20,870 Okay. 504 00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:21,870 Oh. 505 00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:22,870 Oh. 506 00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:23,870 Oh. 507 00:40:23,870 --> 00:40:24,870 Oh. 508 00:40:24,870 --> 00:40:25,870 Oh. 509 00:40:25,870 --> 00:40:26,870 Oh. 510 00:40:26,870 --> 00:40:27,870 Oh. 511 00:40:27,870 --> 00:40:28,910 You're getting very advanced. 512 00:40:28,910 --> 00:40:32,870 You make him all wet, so he slides and slips. 513 00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:33,870 Right, yeah. 514 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:38,870 Can I help you on this side while you do that? 515 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:39,870 Uh-huh. 516 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:40,870 Mm-hmm. 517 00:40:40,870 --> 00:40:58,870 Oh, it's just so great when he starts getting hard like that, huh? 518 00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:13,990 See, you're going down kind of loose, and then you're really applying a lot of pressure, 519 00:41:13,990 --> 00:41:14,990 and you're really sucking, aren't you? 520 00:41:14,990 --> 00:41:15,990 You're really making a vacuum. 521 00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:16,990 You're not just sucking hard. 522 00:41:16,990 --> 00:41:19,990 I think it's nice to do a lot of things with your tongue, you know. 523 00:41:19,990 --> 00:41:20,990 What, what? 524 00:41:20,990 --> 00:41:25,990 While this prick is in your mouth, you know, run your tongue all the way up and down. 525 00:41:25,990 --> 00:41:31,070 You run your tongue all the way up and down, only he's in your mouth. 526 00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:32,070 And you circle. 527 00:41:32,070 --> 00:41:33,070 I see, yeah. 528 00:41:33,070 --> 00:41:35,110 And you run, you run your tongue all over the place. 529 00:41:35,110 --> 00:41:36,110 Let me try. 530 00:41:36,110 --> 00:41:39,110 While he's in your mouth, you run your tongue all around. 531 00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:40,110 Mm-hmm. 532 00:41:40,110 --> 00:41:41,110 Mm-hmm. 533 00:41:41,110 --> 00:41:42,110 Is that right? 534 00:41:42,110 --> 00:41:43,110 That's wonderful. 535 00:41:43,110 --> 00:41:55,550 Another thing is, another thing is, if you put, if you put your head in this position, 536 00:41:55,550 --> 00:41:56,550 you can get more cock in. 537 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:57,550 Yeah? 538 00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:58,550 Yeah. 539 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:02,550 Because it sort of flanks your head out and your throat's all in one line. 540 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:03,550 Oh, right. 541 00:42:03,550 --> 00:42:04,550 Sure, that if you, right. 542 00:42:04,550 --> 00:42:05,550 Yeah, I can understand that. 543 00:42:05,550 --> 00:42:06,550 Wow, my God. 544 00:42:06,550 --> 00:42:11,550 How can you get so much of that in your mouth? 545 00:42:11,550 --> 00:42:16,550 Is she doing that thing with her tongue while she's doing that? 546 00:42:16,550 --> 00:42:17,550 Mm-hmm. 547 00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:18,550 I see. 548 00:42:18,550 --> 00:42:19,550 Can I try? 549 00:42:19,550 --> 00:42:20,550 Mm-hmm. 550 00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:21,550 Can I try it now? 551 00:42:21,550 --> 00:42:22,550 Oh, gosh. 552 00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:28,550 You see, now I've got my head at the right angle, like about here. 553 00:42:28,550 --> 00:42:29,550 Yeah. 554 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:30,550 Is that good? 555 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:36,430 Other nice little things to try while you're doing that is you can run the ridge around 556 00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:41,310 the head of the prick so it sort of sticks and rubs back and forth past your glottis. 557 00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:47,030 And then it's always nice to squeeze the muscles in the back of your throat. 558 00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:48,030 Oh, but he's so long. 559 00:42:48,030 --> 00:42:51,030 When he gets back in the back of my throat, he makes me want to gag. 560 00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:52,030 What do you do about that? 561 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,030 Oh, I think the only thing you can do is relax. 562 00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:54,030 Tell her to sit on it. 563 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,030 Yeah. 564 00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:56,030 Hey, you know, if you have a problem with the length, you can always just sit on it. 565 00:42:56,030 --> 00:42:57,030 Oh, I know how to do that. 566 00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:58,030 I want to learn how to do this. 567 00:42:58,030 --> 00:42:59,030 Okay. 568 00:42:59,030 --> 00:43:00,030 I'm going to relax my throat. 569 00:43:00,030 --> 00:43:01,030 That's as far as that can go. 570 00:43:01,030 --> 00:43:26,190 Yes, Mother. 571 00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:55,430 Uh, Mother, yes, yes, Mother, yes, Mother, yes, yes, Mother, yes, yes, Mother, yes, 572 00:43:55,430 --> 00:44:02,430 No, no, no, no, nothing's wrong. No, no. 573 00:44:02,430 --> 00:44:13,430 Tell your mother I've got something to say to her. 574 00:44:13,430 --> 00:44:15,430 Oh, really, darling? 575 00:44:15,430 --> 00:44:25,430 Tell her I want to say something to her. 576 00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:31,430 Come on. 577 00:44:31,430 --> 00:44:34,430 You know the phone down there? I want to talk to your mother. 578 00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:49,430 I'm sure she'll love that. 579 00:44:49,430 --> 00:45:11,430 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 580 00:45:11,430 --> 00:45:40,430 Oh, God. Oh, Christ. 581 00:45:40,430 --> 00:46:00,430 Oh, boy. 582 00:46:00,430 --> 00:46:06,430 No, I've got nothing further to say. 583 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,430 Do you like that, Mark? 584 00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:08,430 I love it. 585 00:46:08,430 --> 00:46:11,430 All right. I love it. 586 00:46:11,430 --> 00:46:18,430 Let's see. You lie down and -- oh, excuse me. 587 00:46:18,430 --> 00:46:23,430 Oh, I'm sorry. I had a distracting thought that came through my mind, 588 00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:28,430 which was a sexual climax on the way up. 589 00:46:28,430 --> 00:46:30,430 It's so hard to ignore one of those. 590 00:46:30,430 --> 00:46:33,430 You know, they sort of come in and tap you on the metal shoulder 591 00:46:33,430 --> 00:46:36,430 and say, "Guess what? It's time to go home." 592 00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:42,430 And you say, "Guess what? It's time again." 593 00:46:42,430 --> 00:46:44,430 Oh, Mark, it's time again. 594 00:46:44,430 --> 00:46:45,430 I know. 595 00:46:45,430 --> 00:46:57,430 It's time again. 596 00:46:57,430 --> 00:47:11,430 Oh, God. 597 00:47:11,430 --> 00:47:13,430 You have such pretty nipples. 598 00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:27,430 I can't even say hi to them all through all this. 599 00:47:27,430 --> 00:47:55,430 (music playing) 600 00:47:55,430 --> 00:48:11,430 (music playing) 601 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:16,430 Thank you so much. Oh, Jamie. 602 00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:18,430 Hi, Bobby. How are you? 603 00:48:18,430 --> 00:48:20,430 I just had a nice conversation with Valerie's mother. 604 00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:21,430 Oh, yeah? How is she? 605 00:48:21,430 --> 00:48:22,430 She's fine. She's fine. 606 00:48:22,430 --> 00:48:25,430 I just had the most fantastic awesome. 607 00:48:25,430 --> 00:48:26,430 Really? When? 608 00:48:26,430 --> 00:48:28,430 Oh, I'll show you later. 609 00:48:28,430 --> 00:48:30,430 Hey, is Valerie still in there? 610 00:48:30,430 --> 00:48:31,430 Yeah, sure. 611 00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:32,430 Okay. 612 00:48:32,430 --> 00:48:33,430 What did you do, Mom? 613 00:48:33,430 --> 00:48:34,430 See you on the way. 614 00:48:34,430 --> 00:48:39,430 Okay. Bye-bye. 615 00:48:39,430 --> 00:48:41,430 Oh, it turned out to be a pretty good day, didn't it? 616 00:48:41,430 --> 00:48:43,430 What's that, Herb? 617 00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:45,430 I said it turned out to be a pretty good day. 618 00:48:45,430 --> 00:48:47,430 Sure did. It was a nice wedding, wasn't it? 619 00:48:47,430 --> 00:48:49,430 Wasn't that guy nice? That parson? 620 00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:50,430 Yeah. 621 00:48:50,430 --> 00:48:53,430 He's so cute in his southern accent. 622 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:55,430 It's very interesting being married. 623 00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:57,430 Yeah, that's true, you know. 624 00:48:57,430 --> 00:48:59,430 Everybody at once, it really is. 625 00:48:59,430 --> 00:49:02,430 We're all married to each other. We can... 626 00:49:02,430 --> 00:49:04,430 It's a nice feeling. 627 00:49:04,430 --> 00:49:06,430 Yeah, it is a nice feeling. 628 00:49:06,430 --> 00:49:08,430 Remember Bobby this morning? 629 00:49:08,430 --> 00:49:11,430 Oh, that was something else. Wow. 630 00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:14,430 I guess it has its advantages, this kind of thing. 631 00:49:14,430 --> 00:49:16,430 Well, yeah, we got them whenever we want them. 632 00:49:16,430 --> 00:49:17,430 Right. 633 00:49:17,430 --> 00:49:22,430 Which is kind of chauvinistic, but it's good. 634 00:49:22,430 --> 00:49:23,430 Oh, yeah. 635 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,430 Wait a minute, listen. 636 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:28,430 I'm really glad that you and Mark are such great friends, 637 00:49:28,430 --> 00:49:32,430 but aren't you even interested in what's happening down here? 638 00:49:32,430 --> 00:49:34,430 You know, down here in Prick? 639 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:37,430 Well, sure, yeah, yeah, but we're married too, you know. 640 00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:39,430 I mean, we're all married, so... 641 00:49:39,430 --> 00:49:41,430 Well, listen, fuck this shit. 642 00:49:41,430 --> 00:49:43,430 I'm not going to stand for this anymore, honey. 643 00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:45,430 You're coming over here with me. 644 00:49:45,430 --> 00:49:48,430 You can't make me interested in me. That's where it's at. 645 00:49:48,430 --> 00:49:50,430 Come on. 646 00:49:50,430 --> 00:49:52,590 (moaning) 647 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,800 (moaning) 648 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,040 (groaning) 649 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,280 (groaning) 650 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,440 (moaning) 651 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,360 (soft piano music) 652 00:50:04,410 --> 00:50:06,570 (moaning) 653 00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:08,780 (moaning) 654 00:50:08,780 --> 00:50:11,700 (soft piano music) 655 00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:13,940 (grunting) 656 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:16,860 (soft piano music) 657 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:19,780 (soft piano music) 658 00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:22,700 (soft piano music) 659 00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:25,620 (soft piano music) 660 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:28,540 (slow piano music) 661 00:50:28,540 --> 00:50:31,540 (breathing heavily) 662 00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:34,460 (soft piano music) 663 00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:37,540 (gentle piano music) 664 00:50:37,540 --> 00:50:39,700 (snoring) 665 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,860 (snoring) 666 00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:44,100 (groaning) 667 00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:46,100 (Groaning) 668 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,100 Ah! 669 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:14,100 I'll be right out, darling. 670 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:22,100 Valerie. 671 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,100 I want to talk to you about something. 672 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,100 You know what you put me through out there? 673 00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:32,100 What? I just wanted to be alone with you. 674 00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:35,100 That's the last fucking time you put me through anything. 675 00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:37,100 What are you doing? What are you doing here? 676 00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:39,100 Just relax. We're alone. We can... 677 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,100 I know what you like. I know what you really like. 678 00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:43,100 Wink or something? 679 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,100 What's wrong with you? Come on. 680 00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:47,100 Baby, you love this. 681 00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:49,100 Ow! Ow! Just relax. 682 00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:51,100 Come on. 683 00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:53,100 What are you going to do? 684 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:55,100 Just suck me. Come on. 685 00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:57,100 I will. Suck it. 686 00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:59,100 Please don't suck. 687 00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,100 That's it. 688 00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:12,100 You love it. Come on, suck it, bitch. That's it. 689 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,100 You love it. 690 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,100 Come on, suck it, bitch. 691 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,100 That's it. 692 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:29,100 [silence] 693 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,520 (soft music) 694 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:56,520 [music] 695 00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:06,520 [MUSIC] 696 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:36,460 [Music] 697 00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:38,720 (slurping) 698 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,680 (gagging) 699 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,920 (slurping) 700 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,800 - Come on, babe, stand up, come on, up against the wall. 701 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,340 - Stop being so mean to me. 702 00:54:08,340 --> 00:54:10,800 What are you gonna do now? 703 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,960 (sobbing) 704 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,880 All right, babe, stand up. Come on. Up against the wall. 705 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,920 You've got me so mean to me. 706 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,340 What are you gonna do now? 707 00:54:21,340 --> 00:54:46,340 (Sobbing) 708 00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:48,340 Don't hurt me. 709 00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:52,340 Sure. 710 00:54:52,340 --> 00:55:21,340 (Sobbing) 711 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:24,340 Stop moving. 712 00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:26,340 I can't help it. 713 00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:50,340 (Sobbing) 714 00:55:50,340 --> 00:56:02,340 (Sobbing) 715 00:56:02,340 --> 00:56:29,340 (Sobbing) 716 00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:36,340 (Sobbing) 717 00:56:36,340 --> 00:56:55,340 (Sobbing) 718 00:56:55,340 --> 00:57:10,340 (Sobbing) 719 00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:36,340 (Sobbing) 720 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:38,340 Do you forgive me, Dor? 721 00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:40,340 Sure. 722 00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:41,340 Thank you. 723 00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,340 Sure. 724 00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:44,340 Hey, look what the hotel gave us. 725 00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:45,340 Free bottle of champagne. 726 00:57:45,340 --> 00:57:46,340 Wow. 727 00:57:46,340 --> 00:57:47,340 That's it. 728 00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:48,340 Open it. 729 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,340 Open it. 730 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,340 What a present. 731 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:51,340 I'll open it. 732 00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:52,340 I'm opening it. 733 00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:53,340 Wait a second. 734 00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:54,340 Come on. 735 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:55,340 It takes time. 736 00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:56,340 I have to do this. 737 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,340 Come on. 738 00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,340 Here, hold on. 739 00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:59,340 This is what a coffee cork can do. 740 00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:00,340 Oh, yeah. 741 00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:01,340 This comes right off. 742 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:02,340 It's something to drink. 743 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:03,340 Oh, about this. 744 00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:04,340 Perfect end to a perfect day. 745 00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:05,340 Oh, isn't it? 746 00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:06,340 What a day. 747 00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:07,340 What a day. 748 00:58:07,340 --> 00:58:08,340 Shake it. 749 00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:09,340 Shake it. 750 00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:10,340 Remember that? 751 00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:11,340 Shake it all. 752 00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:12,340 Come on. 753 00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:13,340 From the bottom. 754 00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:14,340 Here we go. 755 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,340 Here we go. 756 00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:16,340 Ready? 757 00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:17,340 Ready. 758 00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:18,340 Ready. 759 00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:19,340 One, two. 760 00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:20,340 Up. 761 00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:21,340 All right. 762 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,340 You hold it. 763 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:23,340 You hold it. 764 00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:24,340 Ready? 765 00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:25,340 No, no, no. 766 00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:26,340 Like that. 767 00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:27,340 Wait. 768 00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:28,340 Ready? 769 00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:29,340 Let's go. 770 00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:30,340 (Cheering) 771 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,340 Oh, there you go. 772 00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:38,340 Yeah, I'll pass it. 773 00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,340 Oh, fantastic. 774 00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:40,340 It does what I need. 775 00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:41,340 Oh, beautiful. 776 00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:42,340 Hey. 777 00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:43,340 I'd do anything to top this day off. 778 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,340 Here we go. 779 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:45,340 Anything. 780 00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:46,340 Oh, it was really fabulous. 781 00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:47,340 It really was. 782 00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:48,340 This was a... 783 00:58:48,340 --> 00:58:49,340 Oh, boy, we had fun. 784 00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:50,340 I am really happy. 785 00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:51,340 We had fun. 786 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:52,340 I go to a minister. 787 00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:53,340 Really happy. 788 00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:54,340 I learned how to be consistent. 789 00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:55,340 Really? 790 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,340 I'm good. 791 00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:57,340 This is fabulous. 792 00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:58,340 You'll have to tell me sometimes. 793 00:58:58,340 --> 00:58:59,340 Oh. 794 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:00,340 I think I recommend it to the board. 795 00:59:00,340 --> 00:59:01,340 Oh, I got red. 796 00:59:01,340 --> 00:59:02,340 Oh, wow. 797 00:59:02,340 --> 00:59:03,340 Oh, fabulous. 798 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:04,340 She got a suit. 799 00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:05,340 She got it in the ass today. 800 00:59:05,340 --> 00:59:06,340 Oh, yes. 801 00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:07,340 I saw you in that picture. 802 00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:08,340 Oh, it's okay. 803 00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:09,340 You got it there. 804 00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:10,340 He learned how to eat pudding. 805 00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:11,340 Did you learn? 806 00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:12,340 I learned how to suck cock. 807 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:13,340 Wow. 808 00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:14,340 I think she's got it. 809 00:59:14,340 --> 00:59:15,340 I'm sure she's got it. 810 00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:16,340 Oh, my God. 811 00:59:16,340 --> 00:59:37,340 Hey, how about a toast, huh? 812 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:38,340 Yeah. 813 00:59:38,340 --> 00:59:39,340 Yeah. 814 00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:40,340 Really. 815 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:41,340 Here's to us. 816 00:59:41,340 --> 00:59:42,340 Yeah. 817 00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:49,340 Cheers. 818 00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:52,340 [Music] 819 00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:55,100 (ethereal music) 820 00:59:55,100 --> 01:00:05,100 [MUSIC] 821 01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:30,100 [MUSIC] 822 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:55,100 [MUSIC] 823 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:20,100 [MUSIC] 824 01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:30,100 [silence]